if I start blushing and you yell “awww you’re embarrassed!!!!!” I will never speak to you ever again
I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out today. I have just being lazing around. I never thought I would get bored of doing nothing and eating ice cream.
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Wolf Blitzer was attempting to interview this woman, but decided to just allow her baby to grab the microphone and babble into it, drowning out anything resembling an interview, while continuing to ignore the baby and the fact that it’s ruining everything.
Keep it top-notch, CNN.
BUT THEN:
Wolf just asked her if she thanked the lord for surviving the tornado; “You have to thank THE LORD; don’t you thank the lord?!” To which she responded, practically unfairly embarrassed: “actually, …I’m an atheist.” [video posted already, here]
AWESOME LADY.
SUCK IT, WOLFMAN](http://25.media.tumblr.com/f96ce1bef5e191c42f5bfcfed3247c9e/tumblr_mn646hPHPb1qzujsgo1_250.jpg)
I really would like to experience love. Life is so short, and it is so sad that I have done everything wrong. Maybe there is still hope for me and others like me.
When you were younger and a friend came round
The awkward first half hour of politeness:
The next couple of hours:
When their parents came to collect them:
“HIDE! HIDE! THEY CAN’T TAKE YOU IF THEY CAN’T FIND YOU! IN MY ROOM! THEY WILL NEVER FIND YOU THERE! HIDE HIDE! THIS IS A MATTER OF LIFE OR DEATH!”
YES!!
